The blog of an absentee god of a shrinking universe. This is my shrinking kingdom, welcome. Things are strange here. And I aim to keep it that way.

25th April 2014

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25th April 2014

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betterbeehufflepuff:

This is literally the best gif of my whole life and no one can tell me otherwise.

betterbeehufflepuff:

This is literally the best gif of my whole life and no one can tell me otherwise.

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25th April 2014

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righteouskungfu:

novakian:

rhett-the-jet:

The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”

Then it’s your responsibility to help out anyone when you here them shout that out.
Even if it’s a stranger

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25th April 2014

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hachikenyuugo:

Ryuuko only wants to give her oneechan a kiss, no oreimo.

hachikenyuugo:

Ryuuko only wants to give her oneechan a kiss, no oreimo.

Tagged: kill la killpretty art

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25th April 2014

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25th April 2014

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mooseings:

Bad Cop vs. Chair

And Emmet is basically just

The last gif is my favourite - Bad Cop just hurls the chair at him.

Tagged: lego movie

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25th April 2014

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lejacquelope:

xekstrin:


A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

Now this is the Christian Church that I know and love the most.

lejacquelope:

xekstrin:

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

Now this is the Christian Church that I know and love the most.

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25th April 2014

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chartermagic:

"Goodbye my friend"
Lirael. digital. 2011

chartermagic:

"Goodbye my friend"

Lirael. digital. 2011

Tagged: liraelabhorsenpretty artand now i'm sadso very very sad

24th April 2014

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I have a complicated (sudden, slightly drunk) headcanon for my Shepard:

Being the old sci-fi movie nerd she is, she sticks a cobbled together ‘S’ out of scrap metal from the armory on Legion and makes him run around saying “Super… man” and holding a toy car in one hand all the time.

Then after Priority Rannoch she can be found curled up in a ball on the floor of her room sobbing saying, “Souls don’t die.”

Tagged: mass effectheadcanons are what i gotand several mojitos after worksynthia is an old sci-fi movie nerd she loves that crapit makes her laugh everytime they 'far off future' was centuries or decades agoshe loves the optimism of the old earth and wishes she could be as bright and chipper as some of the heroesbut she's bitter and jaded insteadit is an overly complicated iron giant referencei like my references

24th April 2014

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livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational

livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational

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