The blog of an absentee god of a shrinking universe. This is my shrinking kingdom, welcome. Things are strange here. And I aim to keep it that way.

17th April 2014

Post reblogged from noodle snips with 2,870 notes

legitimatecacti:

commander shepard rattling off monologues from human scifi movies every time she has to make a speech and the humans in the team just snorting under their breath while the aliens are like “wow did she just make this up out of nowhere? this is amazing”

Tagged: my shep totally does this

Source: legitimatecacti

17th April 2014

Quote reblogged from WriteWorld with 2,309 notes

If you write just about one type of person, not only is that boring, not only does that deprive people of other points of view, it is also just false. It’s not what the world looks like. You should try to write about the world that’s there, because that’s the interesting one.

Joseph Fink, who’s p good at writing, I think. (from this week’s Philadelphia Weekly)

Yes. This.

(via ljcohen)

Source: happierman

17th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Apply directly to the forehead with 162,436 notes

fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

Source: fuckmestupid

17th April 2014

Quote reblogged from My little corner of Fandoms with 2,087 notes

Irked fans produce fanfic like irritated oysters produce pearls.

Jacqueline Lichtenberg in Fic by Anne Jamison (via treizquatorz)

Love it.

(via marybegone)

OMG, the next fanfic gathering or workshop or blog should totally be called The Irritated Oyster.  I’m getting bunnies for the logo as I type. 

(via drinkingcocoa-tpp)

I would like to attend The Irritated Oyster Con.

(via songscloset)

Irritated Oyster Con is a convention I would attend, yes. Or, given the tendency of cons to have silly names, perhaps Irritated Moluscon.

(via shadesofmauve)

Source: treizquatorz

17th April 2014

Post reblogged from noodle snips with 164,548 notes

lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

image

this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

Source: cockedtail

17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Apply directly to the forehead with 11,707 notes

theartofknightjj:

We like to let out our animal side every once in a while.

Please Reblog and don’t repost on other sites!

more place of princes

Source: theartofknightjj

17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from misguided ramblings and rants with 1,354 notes

Concept Artist: Junlin Wang

Tagged: pacific rimJAEGERS!

Source: s-a-z-u-k-e

17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from That One Renegade with 5,547 notes

textsfromtitanfood:

that shit got like 33 likes on instagram 

Source: textsfromtitanfood

17th April 2014

Photo reblogged from I felt like destroying something beautiful... with 294,732 notes

Tagged: i want it

17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from I felt like destroying something beautiful... with 66,039 notes

bowtiesandbatman:

If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong

Tagged: MORE WITCHES!

Source: bowtiesandbatman